I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Randomize
