The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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