What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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