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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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