I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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