My Higher Power is John Stamos
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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