Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
