Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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