no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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