Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
