im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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