I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
