Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?

(402): View more from Nebraska

Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.

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(253): View more from Washington

Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.

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