all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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