Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think my vagina is haunted
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
