What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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