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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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