Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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