Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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