Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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