Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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