Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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