i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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