Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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