My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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