so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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