for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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