He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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