After last night, I could never be a politician.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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