found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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