I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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