Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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