a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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