And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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