my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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