But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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