people are starting to question the shark bite story
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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