I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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