He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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