remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Dicks are not precious.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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