you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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