I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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