Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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