So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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