Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
29 Married People Share What They Used To Find Cute About Their SO—But Now Find Infuriating
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.