Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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