Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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