U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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