the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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