Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me + whiskey = a bad person
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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