I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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