Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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