If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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