All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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