Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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